Sadly, I can’t live in Atlanta. I don’t particularly want to either, but I have to say if the Apocalypse IS actually one year away (as the trending hashtag ONE MORE YEAR would suggest) then I think the way to go would be a zombie apocalypse. Why Atlanta? Well it’s kind of a zombie apocalypse there all the time. 99% of AMC’s popular Drama, The Walking Dead is shot there on the sides of the highway, large chunks of which have been shut down for extended periods of time for the filming of the show. Several of my friends who live out in that direction have tried to “set stroll” onto the Walking Dead, but from what I’ve heard it’s a pretty difficult set to get on to. Even the extras, (zombies) require extensive makeup and training so it’s probably harder to even get a bit part on the show than most shows.

I’m glad that AMC is taking risks and not just phoning in a show about zombies with extreme zombie gore and survivalist battles in every episode like every other zombie piece of media ever made. I’m also glad at how huge the response to the show is. It trends all over on twitter every night that it airs, and the talkback was so huge from the first season of mediocre episodes, that a filler show was thrown up on AMC “The Talking Dead” right after each episode airs where they feel the need to have a roundtable discussion about what they just saw with guests present. The first guest on this show was Patton Oswalt. This makes as little sense to me as it does you. From this point out, this entry will make little sense at all to those unfamiliar with the show.
Anyway, tonight’s episode was rightfully Shane-heavy. I think everyone kind of regards Shane as kind of a dick at this point, having left Otis to die and having banged (and maybe impregnated?) Rick’s wife when Rick was thought to be dead. Dale managed to peg Shane’s violent behavior and hid the guns in the woods from him so he wouldn’t kill the zombies per the wishes of Hershel. Shane finds Dale out in the woods and they confront each other and I was extremely nervous. On one hand, I love Dale and I think he’s the voice of reason on the show. I didn’t want to see Shane murder him in cold blood. “You’re dead already” Shane says. Meanwhile, Rick is helping Hershel lead zombies back into the barn so that someday they can be cured. Then shit starts going down.
Shane sees Rick absurdly leading zombies around on poles trying to guide them into the barn and absolutely freaks out. This is probably the best ten minutes of the entire show to date. I thought it was Emmy worthy television. Shane lets loose the zombies and everyone unloads their guns on them all at once. It was a pretty breathtaking moment…then though, to top it all off, the little girl who had been missing the entire season emerges from the barn a zombie only to be finished off by Rick as her mother looks on and cries in horror. It was some pretty powerful stuff. It was also a satisfying mid-season conclusion though, and I can’t think of a better way to have ended things for now. I’m too attached to all the characters to see any of them die (well I guess there’s a few I could stand to lose) and even those who deserve death, like Shane, deserve a better death that will be even more satisfying if done at the right moment in the series.
The fact that I even have these complex feelings about the show means it’s drastically improved since the first season, which I found to be boring and did very little to establish the characters for me. This season, which you’d think would be WORSE in theory than season one, since Frank Darabont left the show and since they spent literally the entire season sitting around on a farm NOT interacting with zombies was surprisingly tense and the writing was absolutely killer. The Walking Dead has managed to breath life into some of the most colorful characters currently on TV and I can’t wait to see them back in February. Now if only I could talk myself into watching Hell on Wheels.
Now without further ado, please enjoy my collection of Dale pictures:
