As a one-time visitor to Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights, I couldn't help but think at the time about the process and how much fun it would have been to have worked there and have been a part of the scare-experience. This year I ended up working at a booth at Halloween Horror Nights for NBC promoting an upcoming show. It was an eye opening experience into the whole process and what goes on backstage for sure. While my pictures of this even were few and far between (since it was dark and I didn't want to raise eyebrows on the backlot), I can provide now as detailed an account as possible working there for a weekend.

From Universal City Walk, there's a semi-secret entrance for employees into the back areas of the theme park. My name was a list which permitted me access into this section for all three days. It's something of a miniature city back there, with walk ways, the back of sets and of course no one roaming about except park personnel. The best thing about it was the "monsters" (guys in costumes who are paid to frighten people) were sitting around chilling, talking and rehearsing behind the scenes as they got ready. While I didn't interact with too many of them, it was fun seeing them out of character.
While I had planned on video taping my walk through of the backlot, I was joined by a curious employee right as I was about to hit record who asked me all about my company and what it did. I got the distinct feeling all three nights that people "didn't believe me" when I said I had proper security clearance. The NBC badges got a bit worn out eventually from how many times I had to flash them at other people working in the park. For those who think that theme parks are dangerous places...I now know for a fact they are safe as can be. Security is extremely tight at any place like this and if there's a hair out of line, they'll be on it with 4 fat guys wielding flash lights quicker than you can say "John Carpenter's The Thing."
Setting up our booth every night took 2 hours. This was a laborious process, made even more laborious by the anal-retentive micro management of park staffers who didn't allow us to carry more than one metal pole or tent spike at a time in fear that we'd behead wayward civilians. When the set up was through, I had free roam of the park, and I was able to circumvent all of the lines with a flash of my NBC badge. This meant that I ended up visiting all the "scare zones" (haunted house walk throughs) except 2. Allow me to describe them in great detail as you read on with rapt interest.
But first take a gander at our Grimm NBC Booth.
La Llorona
I don't know why they went with a title for this one that nobody can pronounce and that no one's heard of but maybe as someone contributing to the "white" demographic statistic I'm considered out of the loop here. Basically the premise of this (from what I could gather from context and signs that I didn't read) is some woman eats babies or something. This was actually one of the better haunted houses. You start walking past a pond with dead bodies floating and make your way through rooms of carnage. By far the most lasting image from this house (and from ANY of the houses for that matter) was a giant rubber monster witch head eating a child with dated animatronics. I actually said aloud while walking through the event "damn that's cool." Something about that giant child-chomper resonated with me.
Alice Cooper
I didn't realize before I worked here that 1. Alice Cooper was in fact, not a woman despite his name and 2. that anyone gave a shit about his music anymore. I thought that it was just some band or crazy woman with some kind of dying following like Gwar or something that everyone just shakes their head at nowadays, but apparently people still dig the Coop. This also ended up being a great haunted house. Particularly because there was nothing particularly Alice Cooper about it. If there was, I didn't pick up on it. It's funny they chose visuals like piles of human meat and people being sawed in half to interpret angry music. People who make those types of mental associations are usually worried about in the public school system. Anyway this was one of the best houses. Worth checking out if you go. I'd still have preferred an Anderson Cooper house of horrors...with real wind gusts over 70 mph.
Rob Zombie
Another horror-inspired musician with a haunted house. Geez you'd think they were giving them out to EVERYBODY these days. Next thing you know Slipknot will have a haunted house. Anyway, this one was special because it was "3D." 3D is actually laymans terms for "we'll color everything in with blue and red lines." Nothing was particularly 3D or shocking about it. Kudos to them though for actually having recognizable characters from the films such as Captain Spaulding, Otis and Dr. Satan. House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Reject fans will be pleased.
Scream Tram
Actually the first one I went on. This is a mess. You get on a tram car which is a "backlot tour" which bombards you with movie trailers for Scream and The Thing and then takes you to an outdoor trail lined with unscary people in bad costumes. It just felt thrown together, and less than the quality you'd be accustomed to from the rest of the haunted houses. It seemed like something you might encounter on a hayride for a pumpkin patch with a ten dollar admission...not a universal horror nights production.
Hostel
Apparently Eli Roth himself gave his blessing to this haunted house and enjoyed it. What can I say? This was probably my favorite non-ride attraction looking back. I liked the hot girl imitating the foreign accent in the beginning, I liked the movie accurate costumes and the squirting blood. I haven't even seen Hostel but I think this Haunted House exhibit had all of its "ducks in a row."
Jurassic Park
So I'm not sure how the ride is different from how it normally is during the day, but
it's the Jurassic Park ride....and there's raptors. That has to count for something? This is a water ride, so unless you want to be rudely snorted water on by animatronic dinosaurs, you should skip it. It never goes particularly fast or gets scary, but toward the end there is something of a drop.
The Mummy
By far my favorite thing at the park that was open during horror nights. I rode it 3 times. I'm convinced NOTHING was changed about it from the day time regular rides, but it's a roller coaster in the dark. The only other one of those I can think of is Space Mountain at Disney. I'm not sure which of these rides is longer (even though I've rode Space Mountain a disgusting, indulgent amount of times on my disney trips) but this one was fun for a movie themed gimmick. I don't care about the motif, the mummy or Brendan Fraser, but this was a fast moving, real roller coaster that kept me interested.

Well there you have it, my experience at Halloween Horror Nights. I'm borderline delirious and I'll edit this with pictures in it soon, but it was a fun weekend. I wish I had only gone one or two nights, instead of 3 because by the third I was totally desensitized to rubber scream masks, but overall it was a good time. If you like getting drunk and having people jump out at you behind hanging fake corpses in movie themed haunted houses...you've probably been there already.